How to trick a free-loadin' hippy!
Nothing feels as good as getting somethin’ fer nothin’! That’s what all those low-life scumbags like Lefty La Rue are doin’, livin’ off the land (and the government).
Who’s Lefty La Rue? Well. he’s is a hippy, stoner, vegan bear who lives in a cave in the woods. He has a fantastic garden and grows “medicinal” marijuana along with edibles—he’s really into canning veggies and fruits, drying herbs and living green. Although he is brilliant and can fix just about anything (others bring stuff to him for repairs) he is legally disabled (he says suffers from fits but hasn’t had one in years) and collects supplemental security income and food stamps. He has major issues when it comes to making decisions. Because his default strategy is to “sleep on it,” he can be often be found napping. He’s a bit of a hoarder, lets things fall into disrepair, misses appointments, doesn’t get stuff done (you know the type). He’s educated, an atheist, stays on top of the news and has a lot of opinions—some are quite bizarre. He’s outraged mainly by environmental degradation, squares (conservatives) and social inequality/injustice, all of which he says come from a big pile of “CRAP”: Capitalism, Religion, Apathy and Politics. He likes to mess with Rebel, Bill O’Gobbley and Mama Griz…and he’s usually smart enough to get away with it. He tries to connect with Stinky…considers him as naïve and believes he can get him to see things his way (as opposed to Rebel’s). He has Stinky over to his place from time to time…that is if Rebel doesn’t get in the way. He’s an inventor—he’s working on something that will be “a very, very big deal, man” in a secret cavern…way back in his cave.
And along with the hippies there are all them welfare-mamas. They must be feelin’ pretty high right about now (not as high as Reb and Stinky though…), what with all that taxpayers’ money being handed out!
Good thing someone cares enough to stop the insanity (endwelfarenow.com Rep. Ron Paul). And check out this post to Hannity’s site. Hits the nail right on the head don’t it? Make no mistake about it: It’s a just world where people get what they deserve and bad things happen to bad people.
