From the site: “The Rush Limbaugh Show is the most listened to radio talk show in America, broadcast on over 600 radio stations nationwide. It is hosted by America’s Anchorman, Rush Limbaugh, also known as: America’s Truth Detector; the Doctor of Democracy; the Most Dangerous Man in America; the All-Knowing, All-Sensing, All-Everything Maha Rushie; defender of motherhood, protector of fatherhood and an all-around good guy. There is a “consensus” among the American people, who have made this the most listened to program, that it is also the most accurate, most right, and most correct. People who disagree with this are Rush Deniers.”
If Rush Limbaugh were cheese he’d be “Velveeta.” Cheap, widely available and a staple in the diet of people either can’t afford to eat real cheese or who aren’t smart enough to know or care about the difference. His brand of slobbering, loud-mouth, finger-waving, fist-pounding conservatism will appeal to, well, other slobbering, loud-mouthed, finger-waving, fist-pounding conservatives.
Consider this: His listeners think he’s the most accurate, the most right and the most correct…about what, exactly?
If Rush Limbaugh were a restaurant, he’d be a little shack, in a podunk town in the middle of nowhere with a big sign out front that reads: “Eat at Joe’s. We’ve got the best food anywhere. Honest.”
