Do you hate the French but want to go to France? Do you want to see Morocco but can’t stand Muslims?
Conservative Tours could be the answer.
From the site: “Your host at Conservative Tours is Kenneth G. Chase, who was the Republican Nominee for U.S. Senate in Massachusetts in 2006. He won his party’s convention and subsequently the primary by proudly standing for a fiscal and social conservative agenda.”
Ken sounds like just the kind of guy a true conservative would want to travel with. Ken’s got his finger on the pulse of Europe. He’s got the inside scoop on where to get the cheapest crew-cut on the continent. He’ll take you the off the beaten path to where the best burgers are and where you can get chilled Budweiser served in the finest crystal.
From the site: “Since 1981, Ken has been visiting friends and family in France, Spain and Belgium and at times heading across the pond for work in his capacity as head of The French & Spanish School or to do political analysis. He knows Paris and France like the back of his hand and frequently visits Spain and Belgium, and now he’s going to share his knowledge with you! He mastered the French language as a young man enrolled in a French university and the friends he’s made help make Conservative Tours what it is today, a way for true American Conservatives to travel in luxury, together, with a trusted friend who knows the terrain and the language!”
Wait a second. France? This guy obviously is bogus: True conservatives hate the French. Next thing you know you’re in Amsterdam up to your neck in pot-smoking hippies.
Buyer beware.
